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Substitute Creacher

Have you seen Chris Gall’s books?  They are so striking.  The first time I saw Dear Fish (2006) at the library it practically reached out and yanked me over to it.  It’s a wacky book that has been compared to Tuesday by David Wiesner (you know, the floating frogs on a random Tuesday night).  Looking on his website I see he gets lots of commissions for posters, magazine covers etc.  Another title I admire is There’s Nothing To Do on Mars (2008).

           Substitute Creacher (2011) tells the story behind a green cyclops with lots of snake-like feet.  The story starts off a bit like the classic Miss Nelson is Missing.  It’s almost Halloween and the regular teacher has had it with an out-of-control class.  She leaves a note that she has a “rather special” sub coming in.  Turns out the substitute “creacher” was once a boy himself who stole candy from other kids.  He sets the class straight with his cautionary tales.  The book has all sorts of split pages like a comic.  You’re probably wondering about Gall’s art medium and so I investigated on the title page.  “The artwork was created using bat wings, toad juice, and the bundled whiskers of a black cat.”

Substitute Creacher even squeezes a happy ending out at the last page.

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Halloween books are waiting for you!

Ack!   Shivers down my back—is that a black widow going on a stroll on my tingling neck?!  Oh no, it’s just happy shivers because it’s the month of Halloween.  It’s a time that brings out some wonderful picture books, some creepy and some just wacky fun.

From the Patterson Picks archives, don’t forget about The Halloween Kid and Dying to Meet You in the 43     series.The Hallo-Wiener is a family favorite by Dav Pilkey of Captain Underpants fame. Oscar, a dachshund, is dressed up by his mom as a giant hot dog in a bun.  His mom is so excited about the costume he doesn’t have the heart to say no to this awful getup.  So his friends tease him on Halloween night.  Worse yet, he can’t keep up with them in his cumbersome costume.  But then a hideous black monster with a pumpkin head chases all his dog friends into a lake.  Naturally Oscar saves the day.  I can’t tell you the ending.  But suffice it to say a couple sneaky cats are brought to justice.

Ready to move around?  It’s time to Shake Dem Halloween Bones!  This is a 1997 Scholastic paperback written oh-so-infectiously by W. Nikola-Lisa and illustrated in big, bright oils by Mike Reed.  It seemed like a nice book in my 2nd grade classroom, but it got a life of its own being read aloud at home.   The refrain goes

Shake, shake,

Shake dem bones now.

Shake, shake,

Shake dem bones now.

Shake, shake,

Shake dem bones

At the hip-hop Halloween ball.

A whole cast of characters parade through like “Li’l Red” (Little Red Riding Hood), Tom Thumb and Goldilocks.

The rhythm and drive of it is irresistible.  Excuse me, I have some shaking to do!

Have you ever been to a doctor’s or dentist’s office?  If so, you’ve probably seen the little hardcover Popcorn with tear-out cards inside to buy books in the series.  In fact our copy says on the cover

WAITING ROOM COPY

PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE

It’s a 1979 book and I’m happy to say we acquired our copy by honest means.  Popcorn is subtitled A Frank Asch Bear Story.  Sam the Bear on the cover is dressed in his Indian Halloween costume, a headband with a feather.  Behind him is a huge kettle overflowing with popcorn.  His parents have left him alone on Halloween night (remember it’s 1979) and he has a costume party of his own.  Turns out everyone brings popcorn. I’ve read this countless times and I pledge to you it’s still fun when the popcorn fills up every cubic centimeter in the house.  What can you do but chow down?

The illustrations are super simple.  All the better to survey the popcorn spilling off the pages.  The gag at the end is obvious but perfect.

What kind of Halloween season would it be without a mutant pumpkin as big as a truck hurtling downhill and mowing down anything in its path?  Fortunately we have The Runaway Pumpkin (2003) written with fiendishly catchy rhythm by Kevin Lewis and illustrated in exhilarating cartoon style by S. D. Schindler.

Somehow at the top of a hill two kids manage to budge it.  And then it just builds up speed.  Listen:

“Round and ‘round across the ground

Makin’ a thumpin’ bumpin’ sound

Came that thumpety bumpety thumpin’ bumpin’

Round and roll-y RUNAWAY PUMPKIN!

As it knocks down fences and pigsties, the adults stand frozen watching, thinking of pumpkin soup, pumpkin pie and pumpkin bread.  Some visual highlights are pigs and squirrels hanging from tree branches and a chicken flattened and sticking to the pumpkin.  Don’t worry, she’ll be fine.  And so will you if you pick up The Runaway Pumpkin.

The Pumpkin Man is an unassuming little beginning reader from 1998 written in a pleasant rhyming style by Judith Moffatt.  Moffatt illustrates the text with bright cut paper scenes  with a nice sense of shadow and depth.  It’s a nice little narrative that tells how to make a pumpkin man with a pumpkin head and old clothes and boots you stuff with leaves.  Through absolutely no initiative on my part it has inspired pumpkin men on our front porch several different Halloweens.

Thank you Ms. Moffatt and  original Pumpkin Man.

Aren’t we just about due for a little vacation getaway?  Why not make it a trip to Monster Town?  Welcome to Monster Town by Ryan Heshka is a 2010 paperback issued by Scholastic, but it might as well have been put out by the Monster Town Chamber of Commerce.  It’s got it all.  The cover is a postcard-style design highlighting friendly skulls, bats and mummies.  At the bottom of the cover, a friendly green boy about age six or seven waves to us.

Things get started when the sun goes down, zombies stumbling to work and green kids hopping on the Ghoul Bus with their lunchboxes.  Each spread is an ingenious scene.  My favorite is “Giant Squid serves the best midnight brunch in town.”  He’s behind a round lunch counter doing it all with seven of his legs, like pouring coffee, flipping a green egg, stirring green slime.

Even if you don’t book a tour to Monster Town read the book for the cheeriest spooky scenes you’ve ever seen.

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The Library Dragon

“Sunrise Elementary School had a BIG problem.  The new librarian, Miss Lotta Scales, was a real dragon.”

So begins Carmen Agra Deedy’s phenomenal 1994 picture book The Library Dragon.

The opening page of the book has a circled want ad for a children’s librarian, and you can see how they inadvertently hired a dragon.  “Our new librarian must be on fire with enthusiasm; no half-baked applicants need apply.”

Miss Lotta Scales is very imposing as drawn by Michael P. White.  Her bright green scaly skin and blood red eyes are complemented by her blue horn-rimmed glasses with the little chains on the sides, and by her lovely yellow dress with a dragonfly pattern on it.

She’s been hired to guard the library and she takes her job seriously.  In fact, the thought of kids “touching her precious books just makes her hot under the collar.”

So unfortunately kids are dreading going to library time and coming back singed.  The author has lots of good groaners for adults reading the book aloud:  The staff gets all worked up about the dysfunctional library and so “the principal fumed,” and the  “teachers were incensed”.

It takes little Molly Brickmeyer wandering in to help Lotta Scales see how a library works.  While the dragon is napping Molly starts reading a book to the other kids.  Miss Scales wakes up and is amazed.  “She’d never seen anything like it:  the children looked like they belonged here.”

Of course Lotta learns how to run a library the right way.  Her scales drop off and little Molly sits in her lap.  She turns nice but still has a list of five rules to help the  books stay  nice including “Treat a book like you treat a friend- you don’t wipe your nose on your friend.”

I still love this book 15 years since first look.  Back at Prescott Elementary School, Patty the Librarian used to use this book at class groups first visit to the library in September.  That got kids fired up about books for the whole year!

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Olivia and the Fairy Princesses

Olivia, the complex young pig we’ve loved since her debut in 2000, is out with her seventh full-fledged book, Olivia and the Fairy Princesses, by Ian Falconer.  Princesses might sound like a girly theme, but not in the hands of her creator, Ian Falconer.  In fact, my almost-seven-year-old boy loves this one

        Flat on her back on the first page, Olivia is depressed.  Even her dog and cat look concerned.  She’s thinking long and hard about fairy princesses.  Later her mother lathers her hair as she takes a bath and Olivia pronounces, “If everyone’s a princess, then princesses aren’t special anymore!”  She also notices they tend to be generic Disney princesses.  “Why is it always a pink princess?  Why not an Indian princess or a princess from Thailand or an African princess or a princess from China.  There are alternatives.”  (And we see Olivia dressed up as each kind of princess.)

She toys with what she can be when she grows up, considering nursing the sick and elderly or being a reporter and exposing corporate malfeasance.  Finally she decides just the thing for her on the very last page.  (Can’t tell!)

           Olivia books hold up well to many readings.  The humor has a dry side for adults and a wacky side for kids.  Falconer usually has fun super-imposing the characters on a black and white photo or two.  His style is familiar as well from his New Yorker covers.

Lately, we’ve also been enjoying Olivia Goes to Venice.  My daughter says her favorite is still Olivia…and the Missing Toy.  Me too!  But Fairy Princesses is right up there.

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Andrew Henry’s Meadow

            OK, we’re traveling back in time one more time.  First we went back to 2002 for Penny Lee and Her TV to please my wife.  Then we hit 1996 for Jip set in about 1855 to please my daughter.  And now let’s go back to that great year of 1965 to please my son.

As far as I can tell Andrew Henry’s Meadow by Doris Burn is an obscure Northwest picture book.  Nevertheless, 48 years later it’s still in print and the Pattersons love it.  I first ran into it at Powell’s just a few years ago.

   Poor Andrew Henry is a middle child who isn’t left alone to make his ingenious inventions around the house like a huge, elaborate, Rube Goldberg-like watering device for one flower or an eagle’s cage in the living room.  Someone in his family is always demanding he stop.  They don’t understand.

One day he gathers his tools and sets off over the hill, through the swamp and the deep woods.  When at last he arrives in a meadow he builds himself a cabin with a roof made of turf.  One by one his friends escape to the meadow too.  First he builds Alice a tree house.  Soon he builds a fishing hut, a castle, a dugout and other structures to suit his friends.  They live in this meadow paradise for a few days until all the parents track them down.  The parents are overjoyed to have their children back.  The reader knows the families will finally give these kids more leeway in building their dreams.DSCF6254

For my son, who is always building forts in the living room with his buddy Jack, this is truly a glorious world Andrew Henry goes and creates.

Hey readers, do you know this book?  It has gotten a special place on our shelf!

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Penny Lee and Her TV

I try not to live in the past, even though it had some really good parts.  But recently the three members of my nuclear family each commanded me to review a book on this blog.  Each one an old book, as it happens.  So here we go, to 2002, then to 1996 and 1965.

Since my wife is the technical brains behind Patterson Picks, I think she deserves for me to do her book first.  It’s a 2002 book I found subbing at Ventura Park Elementary a few weeks ago.  And it got big laughs from the almost-seven-year-old, the almost-ten-year-old and both of the adults in this house.

Penny Lee and Her TV , written and illustrated by Glenn McCoy, introduces us to only two living characters:  Penny Lee and her dog, Mr. Barkley.  And it is pretttty boring to be Mr. Barkley.  Here’s why:  “Penny Lee didn’t have any friends.  She didn’t need any.  The TV was her best friend.”  She even sleeps on top of it and dreams commercials.

Poor Mr. Barkley tries everything his dog brain can think of to get a little attention.  Even when he puts ramps on both sides of the TV and rides his motorcycle through a flaming hoop mounted on the TV, Penny doesn’t even notice.  (But the readers do.  We all cracked up at the dog with his giant nose and American flag motorcycle helmet.)

Then one morning Penny wakes to a cold, dark TV screen.  She’s hysterical ‘til Mr. Barkley shows her a TV repair ad in the newspaper.  They set off rolling their TV down the sidewalk, and Penny can’t get over how bright and colorful the real world is.  And she’s flummoxed by how she can’t use her remote control to switch the “channel” she is walking through.  Would you believe they have fun on the way to the shop?  They go for rides on the TV down steep hills, use the cord for a jump rope, and play hide and seek at the park.  (Penny is easy to find because she has to hide by the big TV.)

It’s a quick, satisfying story replete with sight gags like when Penny and Mr. Barkley do chalk drawing on the sidewalk.  Penny draws her favorite TV superhero and her TV; Mr. Barkley draws a bone, a tree and a fire hydrant.  They have so much fun on the way to the shop that it’s closed by the time they get there.  And Penny isn’t even mad!

After Penny goes to sleep in her own bed for a change, we find that Mr. Barkley has a little secret that ends the story perfectly.

Next time, a trip to 1996.  Don’t change that blog channel…

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Somebody Loves You, Mr. Hatch

Want a cozy, miraculous feeling for Valentine’s Day?  Have I got the book for you!  Somebody Loves You, Mr. Hatch is a gripping picture book for all ages.

Mr. Hatch was not a happy man.  The book begins, “Mr. Hatch was tall and thin and he did not smile.  Every morning at 6:30 sharp he would leave his brick house and walk eight blocks to the shoelace factory where he works.”  Mr. Hatch lives a drab, isolated existence.  But then on Valentine’s Day the postman delivers him an enormous heart-shaped box of candies.  Mr. Hatch is stunned.  And a little white card with it says, “Somebody loves you.”  Finally it sinks in:  he has a secret admirer.

Mr. Hatch is transformed in the way our hearts come alive when we have people to care about and be with.  Pretty soon he does something he had never done before:  he laughs.

At first the neighborhood is stunned as he greets them from the sidewalk.  In fact, Mrs. Weed trips over her dog and little Tina Finn spills all the toys from her wagon.  But quickly everyone gets used to wonderful, new Mr. Hatch.  He shares his candy with everyone at work, he helps the man at the newsstand whom he’s never spoken to before, and he has brownie parties with all the kids in the neighborhood where he plays his harmonica.

Then just about the most mortifying thing in human history happens:  the postman sadly returns and tells Mr. Hatch he delivered the candy box to the wrong address.  Mr. Hatch brings the postman the empty box and the little card that says “Somebody loves you”.  Mr. Hatch returns to his drab, gray existence.

So have I just shared the biggest bummer in literature with you since Old Yeller bit the big one, or will things turn around?

This is a miracle of a book.  I read it jealously, wishing I’d dreamed it up myself.  Eileen Spinelli is the lucky scribe the universe gave the story to.  And Paul Yalowitz’s colored pencil drawings maintain the perfect-itude of this 1991 classic.

            Happy Valentine’s Day.

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